September 18th, 2009
Ya gotta
I’m Frank and I wear jorts.
After many summers of knocking around in jean shorts, I just discovered they had this disparaging nickname and are hopelessly out of style, assuming they were ever in style. I thought everyone wore jean shorts. But look around. They don’t. I somehow never got the memo.
Apparently denim shorts are not timeless as much as I’m clueless. Lucky I don’t care that much.
People who go out in public in jean shorts or cutoffs run the risk of their hilarious photos showing up on sites like jorts.com or Facebook pages devoted to jorts or some snotty blog.
Jorts are the new mullets. Urban Dictionary online defines jorts as “hideous attire” that are “often worn by the fashion illiterate” or by “people you will not like.”
Read the rest of the JS-online article here… Jorts Article
Aquatic JORTS
Son of a son of a sailor Jorts
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March 16th, 2009
“About the garden, I hypothesize that a bunty yield in the flood plain might be
due to jocko creek running under the garden and keeping soil
temperatures prohibitively low for abundant growth. If this is true,
a major upstream project might be required to raise the streams water
temp. Cutties will understand.”
-Gary
photo by eyeini.
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March 5th, 2009
This musket was found in a hollowed out tree on the Yellowstone river, covered in Bear fat that preserved the rifle for a long while. It’s from the 1850’s……I got mine alot easier……at ten in the morning….at sprotsman’s wherehouse…with evan….after tooting…and having bloody’s and eggs benny’s at the old post. Oh well, archaeology is archaeology…and this is a hell of a find.
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February 21st, 2009
” In case you ever get lost, its better to wear your map instead of carry it.” - Jorge
In terms of Extra-curricular activities, he also told me, “No problem, I’ll just do more.”
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