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I’m Frank and I wear jorts.

After many summers of knocking around in jean shorts, I just discovered they had this disparaging nickname and are hopelessly out of style, assuming they were ever in style.  I thought everyone wore jean shorts. But look around. They don’t. I somehow never got the memo.

Apparently denim shorts are not timeless as much as I’m clueless. Lucky I don’t care that much.

People who go out in public in jean shorts or cutoffs run the risk of their hilarious photos showing up on sites like jorts.com or Facebook pages devoted to jorts or some snotty blog.

Jorts are the new mullets.  Urban Dictionary online defines jorts as “hideous attire” that are “often worn by the fashion illiterate” or by “people you will not like.”

Read the rest of the JS-online article here… Jorts Article

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