Frank. defined


For those of you who are well versed in the original Franks you will probably think that Jorge or myself  put these definitions in the urban dictionary. I promise we did not, you cannot write this stuff, well evidently somebody did.

1) A name for a old man who thinks he is still attractive to young women, usually wears speedos at the beach.
Young woman: “You need help with your bags sir?”
Old man: “No but I need help getting my cock up your ass”
Young woman: ” Get away from me Frank!”

2)  The ability to consume immense amounts of alcohol in short periods of time, and still being able to remain upright under one’s own power after doing such.
example “Man, she really franked that bottle of vodka! I’m surprised she’s still standing!!!

3) a male who is extremely charming in manner because of their gentleman behavior, also has good looks and thinks that women are better then men, has high pain tolerance and like it kinky.
example  ”oh my good frank is here i love frank he is such a sweet guy.”

5) very good looking guy. He is Nice, Funny, Smart and the girls love him. Always honest and very fun to be around. Strong, The typical tall dark and handsome, and loves everything about girls.
example: Ashley: Wow look at him he is so nice and really hot.

6)  person that likes to have a good time,even if it is at the expense of someone else. Usually picks up the tab for his closest friends, Sometimes is considered the life of the party; during down-time this person will rest up for the next good time and think up ways to harass his friends (a very kind hearted person with an evil side)
Hey that person was so funny and cool he should have been named Frank

7) A salesperson who bends you over and fucks you in the ass. Then steals your money.
Listen, if you really aren’t interested, I can hand you over to Frank who can give you further assistance with the sale.


ernie hits the rio


So there I was, wondering how I had a costume but no sleeping bag

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Jorts Aren’t Long On Style


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Ya gotta

I’m Frank and I wear jorts.

After many summers of knocking around in jean shorts, I just discovered they had this disparaging nickname and are hopelessly out of style, assuming they were ever in style.  I thought everyone wore jean shorts. But look around. They don’t. I somehow never got the memo.

Apparently denim shorts are not timeless as much as I’m clueless. Lucky I don’t care that much.

People who go out in public in jean shorts or cutoffs run the risk of their hilarious photos showing up on sites like jorts.com or Facebook pages devoted to jorts or some snotty blog.

Jorts are the new mullets.  Urban Dictionary online defines jorts as “hideous attire” that are “often worn by the fashion illiterate” or by “people you will not like.”

Read the rest of the JS-online article here… Jorts Article

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Aquatic JORTS

Wearing Jorts

Son of a son of a sailor Jorts